THE PROPHETS OF FUNKUPAGANISM!

this is the answer!

BETTY AND FRED SCHLMOZZLE


"I must understand in order
that I may believe.
By doubting we come to
questioning, and by
questioning we perceive
the truth."

- PeterAbelard 1122A.D.

BETTY AND FRED SCHLMOZZLE


THIS IS THE ONLY SURVIVING PHOTOGRAPH OF BETTY AND FRED. SOME PEOPLE INSIST THAT THIS IS NOT A PHOTOGRAPH OF BETTY AND FRED, BUT A PHOTOGRAPH OF MARJORIE JEAN AND EVERETT SCHMAGEGGY.

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