"I must understand in order
that I may believe.
By doubting we come to
questioning, and by
questioning we perceive
the truth."
- PeterAbelard 1122A.D.
Many religions teach how to get to Nirvana. They all give very
complicated directions. The First National Church of the Exquisite
Panic, Inc. tells you how to get to NEVADA. It sounds close, and it's
simple: YOU TAKE A BUS!
Return to the home page of the First National Church of Exquisite Panic, Inc.
Visit the Virtual Hall of Actual Pharblongence of the First National Church of Exquisite Panic, Inc.
Send a message to the Founder of the Church, Robert Delford Brown, the Founder of Funkupaganism.
