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"I must understand in order
that I may believe.
By doubting we come to
questioning, and by
questioning we perceive
the truth."

- PeterAbelard 1122A.D.

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I KNOW THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE TOO MUCH, BUT GOLLY, IT'S WHAT WE CALL HOME.

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Many religions tell you how to get to Nirvana. They all give very complicated directions. The First National Church of the Exquisite Panic, Inc. tells you how to get to Nevada. It sounds close and it's simple. YOU TAKE A BUS!

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