THE GRAND TOUR

FUNK-UP (The First National Church of the Exquisite Panic) is offering you a rare opportunity to glimpse the inner workings of these sacred teachings. All you have to do is point and click and your brain and heart will begin to swell with that unique mixture of knowledge and pharblongence that can only mean you have come to the right place. However it is important that you remember that the First National Church of the Exquisite Panic normally has four ways:

(Never pass up a chance to chow down.)

However for this grand tour, strange as it may seem, you will have to depart from these 4 proven ways and go two other ways:

When you see these signs, click THIS WAY to see the next page on the tour or click THAT WAY to return NOT to this page, but the very next page on your Grand Tour. That page has a list of ALL the pages. And if you click on THAT WAY on THAT page, you will get back to THIS page.