FUNK-UP is a web site. It is the Virtual Mega-Cyber location of the The First National Church of the Exquisite Panic, Incorporated. It is a charismatically inclined transcendental humorist religion.

Here are some useful terms to help you on your journey:

A Funkupagan Glossary

FUNK-UP - stands for The First National Church of the Exquisite Panic.

The First National Church of the Exquisite Panic, Inc.- a belief in yadda, yadda, yadda, and or ooffa, ooffa, ooffa.

Pharblongence- The theory of total confusion

Hall of Pharblongence- an area where you can bear witness to various Grand Opening Services of the Church

Grand Opening Services- The Meat Show was the first. They are not to be confused with performance art or Happenings or other forms of non-Funkupagan activities.

Funkupagan- the practice of yadda, yadda, yadda, and or ooffa, ooffa, ooffa.

The Artist/Religious leader- Robert Delford Brown, the founder of the Church in 1964

Robert Delford Brown- He who sanctifies the saints in collaboration with them. The artist and religious leader.

Saints of the Church- Guideposts on the road to Nevada.

Nevada- It's a place to go. You take a bus. It's simple.

The Great Building Crackup- One of the former physical locations of the Church before real estate became irrelevant. It was a collision between a 19th century building and a 20th century building.

What Great Art!- means What Great Art! There is no Not Art.

Who? Knows!: The answer to questions like "Why is it not raining?" This is a picture of Who? Knows!:

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