By the Founder of the Church,
ROBERT DELFORD BROWN
"I must understand in order
that I may believe.
By doubting we come to
questioning, and by
questioning we perceive
the truth."- PeterAbelard 1122A.D.
Once upon a time in the very beginning you wouldn't believe it.
IT WAS PRIMITIVE!
There were no cities. There were no towns. There were no office buildings.
There were no apartment buildings. PEOPLE LIVED IN CAVES!
There was nothing to do but hangout.
The only excitement was being chased by wild animals.
The landscape was littered with the rusting hulks of cars and trucks.
Why? Because the wheel had not yet been invented!!!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen; nothing had yet been invented!!
We now know that the first invention was the STICK.
We have also discovered that the second invention was the ROCK.
And the third invention was BASEBALL.
Everybody wanted to hit the ball. Nobody wanted to catch the ball.
They began hitting one another!
Wow, what do you know! WAR was INVENTED!
YES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOURTH INVENTION WAS WAR!!!!!
And the fifth invention was DANCING.
The people who weren't killed in the war were so happy to be alive
that they invented dancing.
Sad happy, happy sad. Where does it get you? DEAD!
So the sixth invention was PHILOSOPHY. Trying to figure it all out.
The seventh invention was RELIGION, because nobody could figure
out how to make any money with philosphy.
When wild animals were added to RELIGION the CIRCUS was invented.
When alcohol was added to the CIRCUS CIVILIZATION was invented.
And with CIVILIZATION we have PHARBLONGENCE.
And with PHARBLONGENCE we have
